Rage against Creation
The Seven Nations Army
Redrick the narcoleptic wizard decided it was an appropriate name for their group, as he truly believed that each member commands the fighting force of an entire nation’s army.
Though the group has never had seven members exactly, and who is and is not a member seems to shift wildly, no one has ever seemed to be directly opposed to the name.
People who have at one point or another been included in the Seven Nations Army include: Redrick the Kleptomaniac Sorcerer, Ganon the Snake-like Karate Master, Guile the Stringed instrument master, Imogen the fruitpunch magician, Tak the werewolf Berzerker, a certain demon’s head in a jar, and Loli, the fairy ninja-queen with a bad attitude and a heart of gold.
If any of this is incorrect feel free to fix it.